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{"type":"standard","title":"William Draper (British Army officer)","displaytitle":"William Draper (British Army officer)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2249648","titles":{"canonical":"William_Draper_(British_Army_officer)","normalized":"William Draper (British Army officer)","display":"William Draper (British Army officer)"},"pageid":15951987,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7c/Sir_William_Draper_KB.jpg/330px-Sir_William_Draper_KB.jpg","width":320,"height":486},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7c/Sir_William_Draper_KB.jpg","width":514,"height":780},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1288514504","tid":"4bfc6fc3-27d0-11f0-935f-a15e66393ea4","timestamp":"2025-05-03T03:40:03Z","description":"British Army officer and cricketeer","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Draper_(British_Army_officer)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Draper_(British_Army_officer)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Draper_(British_Army_officer)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:William_Draper_(British_Army_officer)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Draper_(British_Army_officer)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/William_Draper_(British_Army_officer)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Draper_(British_Army_officer)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:William_Draper_(British_Army_officer)"}},"extract":"Lieutenant General Sir William Draper KB, was a British Army officer who led the expedition which captured Manila in 1762 during the Seven Years' War. Later during the American War of Independence he played a more controversial role in the spirited but unsuccessful defence of Menorca as the island's second in command to James Murray. Draper took a keen interest in the early sport of cricket in England and played a role in the 1774 meeting which agreed on an early set of cricket rules including the leg before wicket rule.","extract_html":"
Lieutenant General Sir William Draper KB, was a British Army officer who led the expedition which captured Manila in 1762 during the Seven Years' War. Later during the American War of Independence he played a more controversial role in the spirited but unsuccessful defence of Menorca as the island's second in command to James Murray. Draper took a keen interest in the early sport of cricket in England and played a role in the 1774 meeting which agreed on an early set of cricket rules including the leg before wicket rule.
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