{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
{"fact":"Cats hate the water because their fur does not insulate well when it\u2019s wet. The Turkish Van, however, is one cat that likes swimming. Bred in central Asia, its coat has a unique texture that makes it water resistant.","length":216}
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{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
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